deadanchors:

going down

OK NOW THAT I AM SUFFICIENTLY EMOTIONAL ABOUT NAEGI AND JOHNDAVE I AM GOING TO BED GOODNIGHT

pavaal:

dave wonders whether his boner or his heart is going to explode first

naegiri:

naegis face turns bright red in the middle of his detention and i always thought it was because he was freaking out since hes about to be killed bUT NO

he starts off looking down

and when he looks up this happens almost immediately

its because of the god damn sex ed lesson there???? hES BLUSHING

ucanhavemysoup:

missing-wall-e:

bad-moon-moon:

and-rohan-will-answer:

ten0uttaten:

that-kid-matt-biller:

whenthefire-dies:

furose:

grimyboy:

HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT

Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathes!
Babies are amazing

what

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I HAVE TO HOLD MY NOSE AND THIS BABY DOESN’T HAVE TOO!? 

What shitty parent discovered this

babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.

parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”

Yup, if babies are ‘taught’ (allowed) to swim before they are six weeks old, they never lose the instincts they were born with that lets them hold their head above water and hold their breath when they need to. SCIENCE, man.

i remember hearing my elementary teacher talking about the different ethnic groups and she talked about how the Badjao people, who are primarily sea-dwelling and nomadic, teach their kids how to swim by tossing the small babies into the water because a baby’s first instinct was to swim. I dunno how accurate she was but the Badjao are amazing swimmers

The first baby it’s the cutest mer-baby ever.

(Source: derindengirenler)

i have to be up at  9 why am i still awaKE

jaclcfrost:

the age to stop trick-or-treating

• there is no age to stop trick-or-treating
• never stop because of your age
• you go
• you have fun
• you dress up
• you get that candy

adriofthedead:

someone give this dude a medal

jadeb0t:

people wanted it rebloggable 

I’m glad that at least I can make myself laugh

im slowly unlearning how to english

(Source: early-lavender)